Admit it; every now and then you enjoy a laugh at someone else’s expense – and you enjoy it doubly if it is a bit juvenile. Here are two sites you’ll really enjoy:
Said in Bed: You may think it’s okay to have mediocre sex-apades in your post-adolescent life, but let me tell you this… You’d better pick up your game – QUICKLY! A new blog is making it even easier for your pissed-off partner to share their epinion about your performance (or lack of…).
Awkward Boners: A glorious schlong-ebration of man's ill-timed birthright, AB's the work of three childhood friends who, despite growing up and moving far away, retained their first-chub sense of wonder: NY accountant Freddie, London businessman Mr. Bone, and Toronto's The Gypsy Catcher, who formerly worked in investments "but, due to economic circumstances, changed careers and moved on to boner web sites". Poignantly titled and captioned, the photos run the gamut, from sepia-toned vintage prints (a grinning, mustachioed 1970s dweeb in painfully strained short shorts), to ex-presidents (Dubya in repose with Laura; Bubba despite being next to Hil), to wrestler Triple H shoving D-Von Dudley's head towards his curiously aroused D. Each photo's tagged for easy reference ("brazilian", "president", "Jean-Claude Van Damme", etc), plus sports a poll that lets you vote on the appropriateness of the situation, whether it's a balding teacher w/ a stiffy in his classroom ("awkward"), or a dude holding two girls on his shoulders with his face pressed into one girl's boobs ("understandable").
Said in Bed: You may think it’s okay to have mediocre sex-apades in your post-adolescent life, but let me tell you this… You’d better pick up your game – QUICKLY! A new blog is making it even easier for your pissed-off partner to share their epinion about your performance (or lack of…).
Said in Bed recently launched a blog that publishes user-submitted conversational snippets from "before, during, and after the most intimate of moments" -- like Overheard in NY, only overheard by the partner you're not pleasing. The site shares anonymous (but still painful) dialogue, from the strange-but-cute (“When I kiss you,” he said, “I gather up all my emotion and try to put that into the kiss.”), to WTF (“I really want to fuck you,” he said, “but I think I’m going to puke.”), to oh-no-he-didn’t (“Wake up, hon. I’m about to have an orgasm.”). Bed's so committed, they don't even flinch from discussing the most perverse sex toys imaginable, to wit: "'Do whatever you want to me.' 'Can I have your Darth Vader figurine?'".
Awkward Boners: A glorious schlong-ebration of man's ill-timed birthright, AB's the work of three childhood friends who, despite growing up and moving far away, retained their first-chub sense of wonder: NY accountant Freddie, London businessman Mr. Bone, and Toronto's The Gypsy Catcher, who formerly worked in investments "but, due to economic circumstances, changed careers and moved on to boner web sites". Poignantly titled and captioned, the photos run the gamut, from sepia-toned vintage prints (a grinning, mustachioed 1970s dweeb in painfully strained short shorts), to ex-presidents (Dubya in repose with Laura; Bubba despite being next to Hil), to wrestler Triple H shoving D-Von Dudley's head towards his curiously aroused D. Each photo's tagged for easy reference ("brazilian", "president", "Jean-Claude Van Damme", etc), plus sports a poll that lets you vote on the appropriateness of the situation, whether it's a balding teacher w/ a stiffy in his classroom ("awkward"), or a dude holding two girls on his shoulders with his face pressed into one girl's boobs ("understandable"). To join in the fun, email a photo/url to the addy listed on their site with an optional caption. And remember, the best way to avoid getting one yourself is to spend all day scouring the Internet for pictures of everybody else's.
-- taken in part from Thrillist.com
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